Scott Disick, a 37-year-old man, has gone Instagram official with his new girlfriend Amelia Gray, the 19-year-old daughter of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, Lisa Rinna. I know he’s not a Kardashian, but are you keeping up?

The couple made their debut on his Instagram story over the weekend (happy Valentine’s day?) posing for photos together while out for dinner.

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It’s almost as if Scott and Amelia were like “ok let’s do a serious one…and then a silly one hehe” when they got these photos taken. I mean, good for them (?) but it also has the energy of the Cool Uncle at a family reunion dinner and he’s managed to sneak his 19-year-old niece a glass of wine by pretending it was for him.

Anyway.

Amelia then backed it up on her Insta story in the last few hours – actual Valentine’s day in the US for those playing at home – posting photos of Scott driving her around on his boat, and then at brunch (I assume) with a huge bouquet of red roses (from him, I also assume).

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Let us please note that all this has happened about six (6) months after splitting with Sofia Richie for good, a relationship which also started when Sofia turned 19 back in 2017.

Also, I’m not too sure what Scott’s going for here with this Slim Shady bleach job. Is he actively trying to look younger? Is this a 1/3 life crisis? Is he literally about to rebrand as a 2021 reboot of that replicant from Blade Runner?

All I can hope is that someone’s sent him home with a healthy amount of purple shampoo cos that scalp bleach is gonna go brassy real quick. Like Scott, hun, please let Amelia (or someone, anyone) tone your hair for Christ’s sake you look like a worn-out paintbrush that’s been left in the sun.

Image: Instagram / @letthelordbewithyou / @ameliagray