Kyle Sandilands and his wife from the band Scandal’us are separated according to reports in the Daily Telegraph. This is terribly sad because they seem like a really good couple: When Kyle Sandiland’s wife Tamara Jaber left Scandal’us (shittiest band name ever?) Kyle started his own record label to produce her song ‘Ooh Aah’ which had the lyrics “boys are rotten made out of cotton / girls are sexy made out of pepsi”.
If you watch footage of Kyle with the volume down and say the word ‘meow’ in time with the mouth movements of his speech, he looks surprisingly similar to a fat marmalade cat. Weird.
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