Once upon a time, a billionaire media mogul and a very nice lady (probably) fell in love, got married, and had two kids.

Then 14 years later, it was over, and Rupert Murdoch withdrew his papery claw from Wendi Deng‘s hand and put it into supermodel Jerry Hall‘s instead. On the upside, this marriage prompted him to sign off Twitter for good, but on the downside he definitely did some fucking on his wedding night. Sorry.

Should the 85-year-old Satan substitute pick up any one of his four thousand papers, however, he would probably read about Deng’s new flame: the 21-year-old model Bertold Zahoran.

What’s better than a hot tea on a rainy day? ?? #NYC #teatime

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The pair have reportedly been dating for quite some time, but a recent pap shot of the couple holding hands on a St Barts‘ beach last week sent the relationship into the über public sphere.

Things only amped up again when Zahoran posted this v. cute couples photo to Instagram on New Year’s Eve.

???? ??@wendimurdoch ? Happy New Year!?? Boldog új évet!??

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Now Deng, 48, has been linked to a few movers-and-shakers since her split from Murdoch – Vladimir Putin, for one, and there were those rumours of a Tony Blair affair – but Zahoran is on another level entirely.

Sure, Putin and Blair are/were in charge of entire countries, and Murdoch controlled them all, but did they ever look like this without their shirt on?

#tbt shoot by @zsolyomi

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(Do not @ me with pics of the Kremlin riding that horse topless, I’ve seen and saved them all.)

Zahoran, a Hungarian model based in NYC, was discovered by a fashion photographer in Budapest in 2014, and has gone on to star in several high profile campaigns in the years since, as well as walking for ~lil’ known fashion houses~ Versace and Givenchy.

@poloralphlauren “The new heritage” shoot by @richardphibbs ?? Thank you guys! ??@beneskridge @ben_keren @marcellabarrett @jasonsoul1 @shbcielobluepro @soulartistmgmt @successmodels @selectmodelmgmt @ilovemodelsmngt @kultmodels @kultaustralia #fall #poloralplauren

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He and Deng were first pictured together (just casually) at Naomi Campbell‘s birthday dinner in May last year, but were later snapped together at an exhibition at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in November.

But now they are potentially in luuuuurve. The moral of the story here is: you gotta kiss a lot of evil frogs to find your bae.

 

I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour??

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We wish them all the happiness / kindly asking they post more fire selfies, please.

Photo: Instagram / Bertold Zahoran.