It has been announced that Rita Ora has signed up for some party and bullshit as ‘Mia’ in the new film adaptation of E.L James‘ erotic opus, ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ The book that has launched a thousand lady-boners, and has made countless penis’ the big penis’, has begun filming in Vancouver and is set to be released in time for Valentine’s Day 2015. So, not too long now…

Ora who has previously been in Fast & Furious 6 will play Mia, the ‘outgoing adopted sister of billionaire Christian Grey’ because that is how she do (party). Just as a refresher, the synopsis : Shocked yet thrilled by Grey’s singular erotic tastes, Ana hesitates. For all the trappings of success – his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving adoptive family – Grey is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a passionate, physical and daring affair, Ana learns more about her own dark desires, as well as the Christian Grey hidden away from public scrutiny.

Since the release of the lead character portraits, pictures have also emerged of them filming a scene in a coffee shop, where they are not having kinky spank-filled sex. YET.

The author E.L James, who has taught us much, told Entertainment Weekly in November: “I’ve been terrified from the moment I published the book. You don’t expect this kind of success. Even now it floors me. My only ambition for the books was to see them in bookstores. This is huge. And there is this passionate fandom. We need to get this right for them.” 

50 shades fans be so…


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