A lot of crazy shit has come from the fact that every single person and their dad have Pokémon GO like it’s an airborne virus: robberiesthe discovery of dead bodies and some crazy conspiracies about the CIA, but this one might just be my favourite.

Porn streaming site xHamster (don’t pretend like you’ve not heard of it) has reported a massive jump in Pokémon related search terms ever since grown adults started wandering the streets looking for cartoon animals, eclipsing the more conventional filth that usually dominates their top searched items.

Porn Sites Are Being Flooded With Demand For Pikachu Filth By Poké-Fuckers

A spokesperson from the site has said (more or less) that the Pokémon are making players horny and they want to fuck the Pokémon:

“In the last 5 days we have seen a giant shift in porn searches. Our top searches which usually consist of ‘MILF,’ ‘Teen,’ and ‘Interracial’ have been replaced with ‘Pokémon,’ ‘Pikachu,’ ‘Hentai,’ and ‘Anime’. Anime has become our #1 accessed genre over the weekend with the booming popularity of Pokémon Go.”

Of course, this makes total sense, we all get turned on by weird things – just kidding, this is disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself, you filthy pervert. Pikachu is a saint.

Source: Refinery29.