It doesn’t get any better than headings like: “Peaches Geldof Nude Heroin Romp” – like something straight out of The Sun, no?
This story has been circulating on the internet since Friday when a chap known as ‘Big Ben’ (according to the tattoo on his willy) posted about his experience on Reddit.com in response to the question: “What’s your most WTF one night stand story?” nicely summarised – for those who can’t be bothered to read it all – with: “Did heroin, fucked a minor celebrity, woke up in a Scientology center, ruined Thanksgiving, left the country.” “WTF” indeed.

Peaches has now released a statement confirming that the images posted of a naked, tattooed, super wasted Peaches-lookalike actually IS Peaches. Photos Here

As far as taking heroin and dragging Big Ben to the local Scientology centre is concerned, Geldof’s lawyer has addressed these claims in the following statement:

“The allegations that our client was carrying and injecting heroin are also denied, our client having consumed alcohol with the other individual leading to the ‘highs’ described and portrayed in the photographs. The evident unreliability of the source emerges from the also fictitious description of their trip to a scientology center. Had you undertaken any checking or research before making this posting you would have learned that nobody who is not a member of that organisiation is permitted into such buildings.”

A nudie pic can be a fabulous way to generate a bit of fast publicity. Injecting drugs and aligning with cults, however… a surefire way to scare off fans, lose endorsements and be rejected from even the most rock bottom of adult mags.

Peaches may manage to get out of this scandal with little more than a few harsh words about her tatts; Big Ben, on the other hand, is well and truly receiving his fifteen minutes of fame – part of which has included being outed by blogger Drew Grant on Crushable.

Gawker also wrote a story about the guy’s metal band.

Could Penis Tattoo Guy be the next Lara Bingle?

Try to remember why Lara Bingle became famous…
She was in an ad. How many people have been in ads though? I don’t understand why she became front page, headlining news.

Where is Dougie the Pizza Boy these days?
Probably on the next series of Underbelly. Dieter Brummer came back. There’s hope for you too, Dougie.

Title Image by Pierre Suu via Getty