Paris Hilton For President?

With lines like “Paris for President, your Commander-In-Bikini” it’s clear that the below video for Paris Hilton’s new song “Paris For President” is a self deprecating spoof. Unless of course, Hilton has zero self respect (which could very well be the case) but I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt.

As unlikely as the scenario seems I can’t help but wonder “What would the world be like if Paris Hilton was President of The United States of America?” Would The White House live up to its designation and become a coke den? Would she improve national security through her extensive knowledge of grainy night vision footage? Could Tinkerbell be the first dog appointed as Vice President?