North Korea Just Called Barack Obama A Monkey

Today in the continuing absurd drama that is The Interview news, North Korea is back on the offensive after Sony decided to thumb its nose at hackers, terrorists or some kid with a two-bit receiver and release the movie online for Christmas

A spokesperson for North Korea’s National Defence Commission, who wisely decided to stay anonymous, has lashed out at a film which, by most accounts, is no better than a half-baked SNL skit. Specifically, he’s gone for the President of The United States, Barack Obama, which is precisely the sort of diplomatic clusterfuck the world needs during the holidays.
And we quote:

“Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest.” 

This was followed up with another pearler: “The U.S., a big country, started disturbing the Internet operation of major media of the DPRK, not knowing shame like children playing a tag.”

At this rate, one can only imagine World War IV will be released for streaming at $5.99 on YouTube. 
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