Nicholas Hoult Cancels Our J-Law Reunion Dreams By Reportedly Having A Baby

Okay. OKAY. Anyone who a) had any investment in 5SOS during the period of 2014-2015 or b) just firmly believed Jennifer Lawrence would come back to her first love eventually is going to DIE THE FUCK UP over this news that just landed in front of my eyeballs.

Apparently, Bryana Holly – yep, Ashton Irwin‘s model girlfriend of a year or so, and Nicholas HoultJennifer Lawrence‘s ex boyfriend and TRUE LOVE don’t even try and @ me about this… have had a baby.

Not GOING to have a baby. Not “just started dating”. Apparently they’ve proper procreated, according to a source who spoke to PEOPLE. 

“They have kept the news under wraps, but are so happy and excited,” the source said.

This entire thing is news to fkn me, I didn’t even know they were dating. But apparently this has been going on for a year?? There were even pics that were circling on Twitter – although I personally haaaate a “is she PREGANTE!?” pic tbh.

Like shut up maybe she ate 4 pies. I do it all the time.

Anyway Nicholas rarely speaks about their relationship which is probably how this has RUDELY flown straight over my head until now. The last mention was in an interview with The Journal, where they oddly asked if he gave her a drawer in his room. Wot?

“I don’t feel as though I’m that possessive over things like that. She can put her stuff wherever she likes. My dad was an air pilot so he was flying a lot, and I grew up with my two sisters and my mum so I was used to ‘girl things’ being around and a ‘girl environment’ in the household.”

This has completely broken my brain and I truly believed Nicholas and Jen would be back together in time to have 3 bebs and move to a Texas ranch. Like congrats guys, but also in a very real way at the very least form some sister wife thing with JLaw, ok?