So earlier today, Disney confirmed that it had reached a deal to buy most of 21st Century Fox‘s assets for some $52.4 billion.

The news that one of the biggest content companies in the world had swelled in size and gobbled up Fox’s assets had some people asking the really, truly, vitally important questions: whom or what is now a Disney princess?

Anastasia

The 1997 film seemed like a Disney movie, but was actually produced by Fox Animation Studios. Justice, at last! Once upon a December is now stuck in my head till the end of time.

Buffy

Obviously Buffy is a Disney princess. Obviously. A penchant for killing evil undead creatures doesn’t prevent you from being treated like the royalty you are. I mean…. like… oh wait –

Fair. But you can’t deny –

The Internet Is Speculating On New Disney Princesses After That Fox SaleDana Scully

You know what Dana Scully and Belle from Beauty in the Beast have in common? They were both held hostage. You know what else they have in common? DISNEY FREAKING PRINCESSES. We believe.

John McClane

SORRY TO ALL THE HATERS SAYING A MAN CANNOT BE A DISNEY PRINCESS. Um, it’s 2017. He can be whatever the fuck he wants. Also: Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

The Internet Is Speculating On New Disney Princesses After That Fox SaleEvery character in The Devil Wears Prada

Andy Sachs is a Disney princess. Miranda Priestly is a Disney princess. Emily Charlton is a Disney princess. Even Nigel Kipling is a Disney princess.

You know who is not a Disney princess? Andy’s boyfriend Nate because he sucks and threw a temper tantrum when Andy started doing well at work.

Neytiri

Yes alright, Avatar was a blatant – and much more expensive – rip of Pocahontas, and nobody wants the four sequels James Cameron has planned, but should that stop Neytiri, the princess of her tree clan (or whatever it was), from being a Disney princess? No, it should not.

The Internet Is Speculating On New Disney Princesses After That Fox Sale

For that matter, Sigourney Weaver should also be a princess. Princess of not giving a shit about dudes and their big guns and money-hungry mining plans.

The White Witch

My girl Jadis – who only wanted an aesthetic monochrome look for everyone, and made the dopest hot chocolate and Turkish delight from nothing – is a Queen. Queen JadisDisney Queen Jadis.

She’s basically the original Elsa from Frozen, anyway.

The Internet Is Speculating On New Disney Princesses After That Fox Sale

And in that case:

Lucy and Susan Pevensie

Yep, the Pevensie kids, who become Kings and Queens of Narnia, are now the Disney Kings and Queens of Narnia. Prince Caspian? A dashing Disney prince. Eustace? Eh, let’s not go crazy now.

The Internet Is Speculating On New Disney Princesses After That Fox Sale

Shout-out to that time before James McAvoy was super famous and he played a confusingly hot fawn. You know what? He can be a Disney prince. Allowing it.

The Alien from Aliens

Have we strayed too far from Disney’s light, the light that owns everything it touches? Yes. Is the alien from Aliens now a Disney princess? Also yes.

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