Natalie Portman Signs On To “Your Highness”

In news that will cause basement dwelling stoners to drop their bongs Natalie Portman has signed on to play a warrior Princess in an upcoming stoner flick titled “Your Highness”. The film which oviously borrows from Red and Method’s “How High” school of stoner punning film titles, will be “A fantasy movie about an arrogant, lazy prince and his more heroic brother who must complete a quest in order to save their father’s kingdom.”

Your Highness will also star Danny McBride and James Franco a duo who dialed the loveable bumbling stoner in Pineapple Express. McBride in particular stole every scene he was in and also penned the script for Your Highness while the Pineapple Express triumvirate is complete with David Gordon Green set to direct. Natalie Portman subbing in for Seth Rogan? This thing has awesome written all over it.