Megan Fox, known primarily for her role in the Transformers movie, or for some demographics, being really really hot has admitted that when she was 18 she fell in love with a Russian female stripper named Nikita.
The following is an excerpt from Fox’s cover feature in the latest GQ Magazine.
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided–oh man; sorry, Mommy!–that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time–I would go there by myself. I bought her things–perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration–like ‘You can do it, you’re better than this!’ I didn’t want her to be there.”
…It’s at this point that Fox becomes self-conscious–she seems, for the first time, to have recalled that she’s supposed to be on guard about her personal life–and she starts talking less about Nikita and more about how people are going to judge her for saying she had a relationship with a Russian stripper. “I don’t want it to come off as a Lindsay Lohan vibe. You know?” she says. Then, with greater concern: “Are you going to push an ‘Is she a lesbian’ angle? Oh man, you are going to do that to me….”
Barely legal Megan Fox and her Russian stripper girlfriend? Even Optimus Prime would cream his aluminum pants…