Megan Fox Single Again

What’s that old saying? When God closes a door he opens a window. Well Meagan Fox you are that window.

With yesterday’s news that Adriana Lima is now married many a basement dwelling, socially inept computer geek was left crying myself themselves to sleep while clutching old Victoria’s Secret catalogues and playing Elliot Smith records in the dark.

Their fantastical dreams of bedding the world’s most beautiful woman however, are now kept alive with news that Megan Fox has called it quits with fiance Brian Austin Green of Beverly Hills 90210 fame.

“The relationship had run its course,” a source told “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”