You know, this guy:
The guy who was literally driven to death by Homer. The guy whose famous last words were: “What’s this? ‘Extremely high voltage.’ Well, I don’t need safety gloves, ’cause I’m Homer Simp-!”
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Yup, that guy. Anyway, he’s back, he’s zombiefied, and he’s peeling Bart‘s skin off like an over-ripe banana and sucking up the gooey insides for all he’s worth.
If you’re thinking that this very unSimpsons-esque couch gag looks weirdly familiar, that’s because it is – they tapped The Ren & Stimpy Show creator John Kricfalusi to design it. (This ain’t the first time he’s lent his skills to the Simpsons’, either.)
And now, without further ado, please enjoy this year’s Simpsons’ Halloween treat. It’s an absolute de-fright.
Those dastardly lyrics are as follows:
On this filthy night of evil
Little goody bags a-stroll
As they lure ghouls, ghosts and goblins
Hungry for their innocent souls
There is a hellish breeze a’blowin
As the children they pursue
You can hear their bellies moanin’
They might even gnaw on you
The ruler of this sordid post
More ghastly than them all
Lurks a rabid and beastly monster
More than 25 feet tall
He’s dirty and he’s hairy
And his mouth tastes just like crap
Like you, he’s trick or treating for
Some candies to unwrap
The Lord abhors your foul disguise
You thought to cloak your sin
But now you’ve lured this fiend from hell
Who preys your soul within
He’s hungry for your vitals
He likes you moist and ripe
And should he find you spiced with sin
Then you’re his favourite type
He’ll chew your juicy insides
Masticate you ’til you’re pulp
Every little soul he’ll swallow
With a stinky-ass gulp
And speaking of stinky-ass gulps MARGE JUST WHAT ARE YOU DOING EXACTLY?
Goodbye, sweet innocence. Marge Simpson likes eating the booty.
