Unless you’ve been living under an anti-Kardashian force field for the past few days, you’ll know that rumours have been flying that 20-year-old Kylie Jenner is up the duff.
Matters have not been helped by eagle-eyed fans spotting possible tummy cover-ups on Kylie’s Insta story, and her own extremely savvy skirting of the matter via social media.
But we thought – truly, we thought – that if there was any time the family was going to confirm or deny these rumours that the youngest member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan was pegrent, it would be on the ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians‘ 10-year anniversary special.
I SWEAR if they don’t acknowledge Kylie’s pregnancy AND Kim’s surrogate… I’m still going to watch. Cheap shot though! #KUWTK
— Rima Mandwee (@RimaMandwee) September 25, 2017
NOPE. Instead, the episode, hosted by Ryan Seacrest because of course it was, consisted of 90 minutes of agonising waiting, followed by uproar.
Not even a single drop of tea was spilled for the entire episode, unless you count the serene and studied obliviousness of the rest of the Kardashian bunch:
I literally have chills. All of these memories!!!
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) September 25, 2017
Omg this original tape pitching the show!!! Dying!!!! #KeepItKardashian “meet my mom kris, she’s nuts.” @KrisJenner @KimKardashian #KUWTK
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) September 25, 2017
These memories!!! Family first!! #KeepItKardashian #KUWTK
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) September 25, 2017
Our waiting was all in vain. The screams could be heared echoing around the Twittersphere.
IS SHE PREGANTÉ OR NOT, KRIS JENNER, YOU EVIL GENIUS????
https://twitter.com/Gia_Alexia/status/912137144067612672
Waiting for the Kylie pregnancy announcement like…#KUWTK #KeepItKardashian pic.twitter.com/3LAQeFgo7j
— crumb on the kitchen floor (@KrystalClearr_) September 25, 2017
https://twitter.com/_Colleennn/status/912141256092000256
https://twitter.com/TracyNormaJean/status/912141663165919232
Mad at myself for the hour and half I’ll never get back of watching the #KUWTK 10 yr BS bc I fell into the Kylie being pregnant hype
— mercy carr (@mercycarr) September 25, 2017
https://twitter.com/JordanWPJordan/status/912142531235909632
My face when I watch the whole #KUWTK episode and they don’t announce that Kylie’s pregnant pic.twitter.com/h0u9W3CQWm
— Ani Elizabeth (@aniielizabethh) September 25, 2017
What can we say; they wanted us to watch the whole thing, and we did. Well played, Kardashians. Well played.
