Jess Mauboy Just Teased Her Eurovision Song & Just Give Her The Trophy Now

Despite the fact that we’re fucking absolutely nowhere near the continent of Europe itself, every single one of Australia’s entries into the Eurovision Song Contest so far, has landed in the top ten. That’s just how shithot we are.

2018 however, is set to see our wonderful southern land take out the number one spot for the first time ever, a statement I believe utterly and without equivocation, for I just listened to 9 whole seconds of Jessica Mauboy’s official entry.

This is it. This is the song that’s finally going to murder me and I can’t fucking wait.

Australian god damn icon Mauboy is set to belt out this deadly concoction of powerful pop as our fourth ever official entrant into the annual song contest which will go down in Lisbon, Portugal early May.

It’s called We Got Love and it’s probs gonna drop in full sometime this week, fleecing the skin and flesh from my body and leaving a dead, but content, gay-as-hell skeleton.

Jessica. Fucking. Mauboy.

Your 2018 Eurovision Song Contest winner, everybody.