If three people, three men actually (two of whom are fictional characters) were to give birth to one being, I have no doubt that the genetic cesspit resulting from this guy, this guy and this guy producing an offspring would look exactly like the protagonist in Avatar, James Cameron’s forthcoming film.
The eagerly anticipated film was 15 years in the making and cost hundreds of millions to make so Cameron will face Titanic disappointment if it flops (see what I did there?). So far it looks like a sci-fi thriller with all the segregation of District 9 and the environmental advocacy of An Inconvenient Truth. Big themes James, big themes. But at 15 years in the making you better hope Cameron offers something interesting to say. Take your first tentative look below…
