George & Amal Clooney To Take French Mag To Court For Papping Their Twins

In all the hubbub over the birth of Bey & Jay’s blessed twins, everyone kinda forgot about the Family Clooney‘s new additions: twins born on June 6, called Ella and Alexander. Allow us to make up for that now:

George and Amal may have welcomed two bundles of joy into their lives, but they’ve also been the unwilling hosts for some extremely annoying and uninvited guests: the god damn baby-crazy paparazzi. Particularly paparazzi from French magazine Voici, who according to George, climbed into their property in order to get the first photos of the littlest Clooneys.

In a statement published by People magazine, he said:

“Over the last week photographers from Voici magazine scaled our fence, climbed our tree and illegally took pictures of our infants inside our home. Make no mistake the photographers, the agency and the magazine will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. The safety of our children demands it.”

Considering Amal is a world-famous human rights lawyer, that ain’t a bluff, either. Best of luck, you camera-wielding, baby-snooping gronks. You’re gonna need it.

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