Why. Why do people do this. In what world is “dressing a baby as the clown from ‘It‘ and making him do creepy poses” a great down-time activity.
Actually I know exactly the type of people who do this shit. Teenagers. Fucking teenagers, especially the American ones who have an entire 3-month summer to fill up with stupid activities, like scare me to the point of cowering under my desk.
This particular teen is Mississippi resident Eagan Tilghman, who dressed his 3 year old brother up as Pennywise and then (probably without his mum knowing) toured him ’round the neighbourhood for a photo shoot.
Like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, EAGAN. WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK. WHY.
These ones from his Instagram are actually tagged in Derry, Maine – good news guys, Derry is fictional but for one second I had a heart attack thinking he lugged his bro up to Maine just for this shoot.
Absolutely fuck this. Someone take his camera and burn it.
Are you ready for the worst one? The one that’s going to keep you up tonight? The one that’ll have you launch work computer against the wall?
NO, NOPE, AND NO FOREVER.
