Freaky Folks Were Creepily Smiling At People In The Syd CBD Last Week & Why Didn’t I WFH?
PEDESTRIAN.TV has teamed up with Paramount Pictures to celebrate SMILE coming to cinemas on September 29.

You know those days when you’re really feeling yourself on the way to work? Maybe you did your hair differently or are rockin’ a new pair of jeans. Whatever it is, if you had that extra pep in your step last week and noticed a few smiles coming your way, I hate to burst your bubble…

It wasn’t you.

Freaky Folks Were Creepily Smiling At People In The Syd CBD Last Week & Why Didn’t I WFH?

I know, I know, it’s hard to believe. Normally, everyone falls in love with you on the train! But those grins were actually part of one creepy-as-hell smile-mob seeping its way through the Sydney CBD.

Freaky Folks Were Creepily Smiling At People In The Syd CBD Last Week & Why Didn’t I WFH?

Horrifying, hey?

The whole ordeal was, thankfully, planned and not just a bunch of folks wreaking havoc willy-nilly. It was all a ploy to get us excited (and terrified) about the release of SMILE in cinemas.

The thriller centres around psychiatrist Dr Rose Cotter (Sosie Bacon) who has a sudden traumatic experience with a patient. Then, a bunch of creepy coincidences keep following her.

To give us a terrifying taste of what Dr Cotter’s going through in the movie, the smile-mob came down to our office. And let me tell you, we are all scarred and wished we’d worked in PJs at home. There is nothing more unnerving than a dead-silent flash mob…

Freaky Folks Were Creepily Smiling At People In The Syd CBD Last Week & Why Didn’t I WFH?

When they infiltrated our office…

So, if you’re disappointed you missed all the chilling fun going down in the CBD, don’t you worry. I’m willing to share this icky, eerie feeling with you all…

Freaky Folks Were Creepily Smiling At People In The Syd CBD Last Week & Why Didn’t I WFH?

Lmao, these two thought they’d be safe over in their pod…

Freaky Folks Were Creepily Smiling At People In The Syd CBD Last Week & Why Didn’t I WFH?

I regret to inform you that none of us came to Mia’s rescue.

Freaky Folks Were Creepily Smiling At People In The Syd CBD Last Week & Why Didn’t I WFH?

Everything was clenched…

Freaky Folks Were Creepily Smiling At People In The Syd CBD Last Week & Why Didn’t I WFH?

Poor Tania.

Freaky Folks Were Creepily Smiling At People In The Syd CBD Last Week & Why Didn’t I WFH?

We were ~uncomfortable~.

Freaky Folks Were Creepily Smiling At People In The Syd CBD Last Week & Why Didn’t I WFH?

“Help.”

If you’ve somehow avoided seeing the trailer up until now…how??? It’s basically a bunch of jump-scares all strung together with a nightmare-inducing final scene. Brace yourself…

And…exhale.

You can catch SMILE exclusively in cinemas now.

Images: Hello Social/Ben Symons & Kathryn Farmer