Ukrainian journalist Vitalii Sediuk has become the envy of everybody in this office (one is the loneliest number) by scoring an awkward crotch hug with Leonardo DiCaprio.
It wasn’t consensual, but that doesn’t take anything away from it.
After arriving at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, the Wolf of Wall Street actor ran into Sediuk. Thinking to make the most of the opportunity, Sediuk did what any normal person in the same situation would do. He got down on his hands and knees and gave Leo a hug.
Leo handled it like a gentleman, cracking a smile and allowing the hug to continue. Eventually, as you can expect, security came and escorted Sediuk off the premises and he was ‘blackballed’. We’re not exactly sure what ‘blackballed’ is, but can only assume it’s a combination of blacklisted and blue balled which sounds horrifically unappealing.
This isn’t the first time Sediuk has scored an awkward crotch hug with someone ridiculously handsome. Last time it was Bradley Cooper.
Lucky prick.
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