Netflix Reveals The #1 Day Of The Year All You Lazy Fuckers Are Binging

Are you guys ready for some red hot bloody stats? Coupla numbers for your Friday? Well cop a load of Netflix‘s latest offering, including what y’all love to watch, and when it’s watched the most.

First up, if you had to guess which day of the year cops the most Netflix traffic, which would you pick? If you said New Year’s Day, you’d be absolutely fucking right, my friends. Clearly the hangover gets the better of us all and, well, we all know what the best remedy for that is – sitting your ass on the couch and watching everything ever made. Forever.

But that’s not all, here’s some more fun details for you. According to their data, these are the top 10 shows we devoured in 2017 (watched for more than two hours per day) on the platform.

  1. Greenleaf
  2. American Vandal
  3. Suburra: Blood on Rome
  4. Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life
  5. 13 Reasons Why
  1. Anne with an E
  2. Riverdale
  3. The Keepers
  4. The OA
  5. Cable Girls

And here’s the top 10 shows we apparently savoured (watched for less than two hours per day).

  1. The Crown
  2. Neo Yokia
  3. You Me Her
  4. Ultimate Beastmaster
  5. A Series of Unfortunate Events
  1. GLOW
  2. Friends from College
  3. El Chapo
  4. Ozark
  5. Atypical

Are you a dirty cheater? Did you watch your favourite show ahead of your partner? It was probably one of these ones then. Interestingly, 47 percent of you reckon it’s not a problem.

  1. Orange is the New Black
  2. Narcos
  3. Stranger Things
  4. 13 Reasons Why
  5. Riverdale
  1. Sense8
  2. Star Trek: Discovery
  3. The Crown
  4. Ozark
  5. The Good Place

And finally, here’s the top 10 shows that brought us all together (watched with the family).

  1. Stranger Things
  2. 13 Reasons Why
  3. Riverdale
  4. A Series of Unfortunate Events
  5. Star Trek: Discovery
  1. Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life
  2. The Good Place
  3. Fuller House
  4. Anne with an E
  5. Trollhunters

Fuck yeah, STATS. Keep on bingeing you crazy fiends.