IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS.
Some ‘Australian celebrities’, many of whom found fame from reality television shows, will be contestants on another reality television show: ‘Celebrity Apprentice’.
Our version of Donald Trump is Mark Bouris, the Chairman and CEO of wealth management company, Yellow Brick Road. He will be assisted by ‘capitalist moguls’, TV personality Kerri-Anne Kennerley, and Shelley Barrett, the CEO of makeup company, ModelCo.
If you are prepared for this, here are the 2015 contestants:
Esther Anderson: Popular Aussie actress.
Mel Greig: Radio DJ.
Gabi Grecko: Mrs Edelsten.
Gina Liano: Real Housewife.
Tegan Martin: Miss Universe Australia.
Sophie Monk: Aussie “It” girl.
Matt Cooper: NRL Superstar.
Tim Dormer: Big Brother winner.
Geoffrey Edelsten: Aussie Tycoon.
Blake Garvey: The Bachelor.
James Mathison: Aussie TV music presenter.
Richard Reid: Hollywood Gossip Guru.
Oh god oh god oh god. We have legitimately never been more excited for ~trashy television~. We’ll get the champers ready, dolls.
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