A maltese-shihtzu cross, a Bra Boy, three comedians my mum likes from Spicks & Specks and a half a dozen stomachs reined in by an invisible corset of fear and regret have come together as one to form the cast of Channel Seven’s Celebrity Splash, all hoping they might be the one to 2 and ½ somersault with 2 and ½ twists in the piked position their way into celebrity diving’s very short history, and in doing so, break the still waters of our hearts.
- A blonde woman with a maniacal smile
- The guy from Fat Pizza [Paul Fenech]
- The guy my mum likes from Spicks & Specks [fabulous edition, Adam Richard]
- A woman suffering from acute abdominal pain
- A blonde woman with a maniacal smile
- A Josh Thomas
- Zinc spokesperson Andrew Symonds
- Juddy Edelsten, a wealthy socialite
- A yappy high-maintanence maltese-shihtzu cross [Brynne Edelsten]
- Leisel Jones go you good thing!
- My Brother’s Keeper [Koby Abberton]
- I don’t know who that is
- A cute lil comedian my mum likes [Middle-aged woman from Spicks & Specks edition, Denise Drysdale]
- Someone hired specifically because they’ll look good in a Speedo
- The Killer Abz of Tamsyn Lewis
“There’s their image. Then there’s their body image, not to mention the fear factor. If it goes wrong the reality is it’s extremely dangerous. It’s asking a lot of our talent,” said Murray.