The OG ‘Big Brother’ Narrator Talks Us Through Another Day In Isolation

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As we slowly descend into complete and utter madness in self-isolation, it is beginning to feel like we’re in a really dull season of Big Brother. So naturally, we felt the need to produce our very own bootleg Big Brother with the help of the show’s narrator Mike Goldman.

It’s been nearly a month without any external social interaction for Pedestrian.TV’s Lucinda Price and Jordan Coles, and frankly, they’re beginning to lose their mind. Thankfully, Big Brother’s Mike Goldman is here to narrate their daily lives as their remaining brain cells turn to mush.

After showing off their isolation cleaning efforts in their respective apartments, Lucinda and JC are called to the Bootleg Big Brother diary room for their first challenge.

Lucinda and JC battle it out in Bootleg Big Brother’s Mi Goreng-making competition, because we all know that instant noods are the only thing your self-iso brain can cook at this point.

The proper Mi Goreng technique has been highly debated recently, even our own Steff Tan gave her take. Everyone has their own way of making instant noodles, with some even spicing it up with an egg, garlic or even butter like Kylie Jenner.

But which recipe is THE recipe? Well folks, thats for Bootleg Big Brother to know and us to find out.

Will Lucinda’s gourmet, egg-topped noodles win over Bootleg Big Brother’s heart, or will JC’s simple, yet effective Indomie Mi Goreng technique reign supreme?

You’ll just have to watch and find out.