We all live in a world where not only the 50 Shades of Grey book series is wildly popular, sloppily constructed prose and all. But the film adaptation also exists with advertising currently splashed across the sides of buses the world over, with it’s half-assed, zone 2, “Fisher Price’s My First Blindfold” depiction of BDSM.

Sexual politics aside, though, it’s one of the great entertainment cash spinners of the last decade. And it’s verbiage and thematic content is well and truly ensconced in the zeitgeist (officially the wankiest sentence I’ve ever written).

So Jimmy Kimmel, being a man whose finger is squarely placed on the pulse, sent camera crews out into the streets to ask random people one simple question.

Are you kinky?”

Though ordinarily you’d expect most people to be quite tight lipped about this sort of thing when a camera is suddenly thrust into their face, it turns out some were more than willing to share all the intimate details of their doings and transpirings.

Highlight? That one girl who stated she “dressed up like a Kangaroo” for an Australian guy. Because lord knows it’s every Aussie’s biggest fantasy to root Skippy.