How’s your Tuesday going? Alright? You doing okay this week? 

Well, if you’re feeling a bit flat, never fear – Azealia Banks is back, and that cannon is still loose and extraordinarily volatile. You ready for this?

Overnight, a TMZ report emerged that the rapper was forcefully removed from a party that Russell Crowe had held in his hotel room in Beverly Hills

“Why on earth was Azealia Banks invited to a party Russell Crowe held, P.TV?” We asked the same question – apparently she was the guest of RZA. 

“How on earth is ‘family man’ Aussie actor Russell Crowe friends with RZA, P.TV?” Look, we’re barely holding on to this rollercoaster of a story too, okay? Chill.

[UPDATE: We’ve been kindly reminded they starred together in ‘The Man with the Iron Fists’. Duh. *slaps forehead*]

Sources told TMZ that Banks had laughed at Crowe‘s music selection, then called him and another guest “boring white men”. 

Allegedly, a female guest then stood up to defend Crowe and told Banks to be quiet – it was at this point that Banks went on a lengthy and violent tirade towards the woman and Crowe, which include multiple inclusions of the N-word, and the following sentence:

“You would love it if I broke my glass, stabbed you guys in the throat, and blood would squirt everywhere like some real Tarantino shit.”

Azealia Banks Booted From Russell Crowe’s Hotel Room Over Wild Threats

It’s then alleged that Banks picked up a glass and cocked her arm back as it she was about to throw it, and that’s when Crowe – who’d clearly had it by this point – grabbed her in a ‘bear hug’ and literally carried her out of the hotel suite. He called security, who escorted her off of the premises.

Banks has given a different version of events, claiming the actor ‘called her the n-word, choked her, threw her out and spit on her’. 

Her management posted these tweets, stating Banks would speak out after she had process what’s happened:

However, this morning TMZ is reporting that Banks has contacted the Beverly Hills Police Department and filed a report about the incident, accusing Crowe of battery.

Crowe‘s representation says he won’t say sorry, as he insists he didn’t do anything wrong. 

But Azealia Banks posted this 13 hours ago:

you: ugh i hate drama

also you:

Azealia Banks Booted From Russell Crowe’s Hotel Room Over Wild Threats

Source: TMZ

Photo: Chelsea Lauren & Ernesto Ruscio / Getty.