This isn’t the time, nor the place, to harp on about how social media enables its users to share the minutiae of their lives (the time and place for that is 2006 and the Boring Takes Bin, respectively). We get it. The internet allows regular ol’ humans to blast others with boring detritus on a continual basis.
Celebrities, though? Welp, let us tell you: their lives can be just about as pedestrian as yours, even when they’re gearing up for a massive movie premiere.
Anna Faris attempted to prove as much with yesterday’s arbitrary Tweetstorm, ahead of the Los Angeles press screening of husband Chris Pratt’s film Guardians Of The Galaxy. Was it moderately glam? Sure. But when you’re surrounded by that kind of swish-ness, we suppose it all blurs together.
Faris opened proceedings in typical fashion:
It’s the big premiere day for @Guardians -going to keep you updated! This is me at 824 am in front of the shower. pic.twitter.com/Y7jikiXshr
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
827 am. Me on the bed not taking a shower and playing twitter. This might be a long day for you guys @prattprattpratt pic.twitter.com/iiMG54u3oB
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
832 am. Chris just got back from yoga. Doesn’t know what I’m up to yet. Will he be annoyed? Let’s find out. pic.twitter.com/r9ZszBhoKm
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
This isn’t happening right now. Scrolling through photos though and this seemed like a way to exploit my child. 901am pic.twitter.com/7S1Q97n9l3
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
918am. Guess who showered but clearly didn’t wash face very well? Also morn news a little boring today pic.twitter.com/5yjlD30raR
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
1103am. Nice pool guys fixed the cover. Said I could tweet their photo. Rats chewed through wires! pic.twitter.com/hUIIdpWZFm
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
1148am. Raisin toast pic.twitter.com/1qt0s5MsFR
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
Going through photos again. This is chris kissing my freezing nose in Tokyo please don’t vomit. I just did. pic.twitter.com/HbEmFgKJxI
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
1214am. Washed my hair and trying to show you guys. pic.twitter.com/7wV2zBXTa5
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
Cop a squiz at the time on that one above, and then clock (heh) this follow-up.
Damn-totally right. I hope nobody asks me questions tonight. 1217 pm https://t.co/RyDgimMmF6
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
Outfit decisions!
1229pm. Can I wear my favorite T tonight? pic.twitter.com/HxXb4kl1lq
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
The Glass Menagerie!
This photo that has nothing to do with what I’m about to tell you. I have to leave here at 515 pm. This is important. pic.twitter.com/dfSl409Qgi
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
113pm. Good news! My friend Alex just showed up. With a suitcase. Does she know she can’t move in yet? pic.twitter.com/bOze0zP2H5
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
216pm. Getting my nails done. This is about to start getting a little Hollywood gross but hang in there. pic.twitter.com/5udyWgQh2h
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
My friend Ashlie is so sweet 234pm. We are going light pink. Alex finally figured out how to turn the shower on. pic.twitter.com/iIUHiXvX53
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
311pm @BridgetBrager not taking hair styling seriously. pic.twitter.com/Ajuaew5fMz
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
317pm. Now I’m being assaulted. pic.twitter.com/5h7gRcAbLL
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
Now it’s getting real. Chris may be annoyed. 403pm pic.twitter.com/67qMmlTdCO
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
415pm. Our bathrooms clearly aren’t working pic.twitter.com/UkTIfH0XSS
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
427pm. Lip color application. I love you guys for hanging there pic.twitter.com/4sQIU7nNUa
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
456pm. My backup plan is to become a photo journalist pic.twitter.com/a3VJpam6Vc
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
506pm. Jewelry!! pic.twitter.com/Wy4oSAgBcl
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 20, 2017
513pm. No boy shorts apparently pic.twitter.com/of3AurVuxr
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 20, 2017
Remember that tweet about leaving at quarter past five? Well…
519pm. No time for my usual wit! We got to go!! pic.twitter.com/CDcR9FsFCI
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 20, 2017
Sure, they’re in a swish ride here, but come on: being stuck in traffic is the same for everybody.
540pm. Running late. Chris blames you guys. Seriously. pic.twitter.com/bR8dS8WVrA
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 20, 2017
In any case, they bloody well made it in the end.
602pm. Here we gooooo!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/HHixILzJLg
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 20, 2017
Source and photo: Anna Faris / Twitter.