If you were around the Cronulla area over the weekend, you would have spotted a rather large mural of Condobolin‘s best boy towering over Kingsway and Wilbar Ave, a fuck-off massive dedication to Shannon Noll. And if you weren’t in the area, I’m sure you probably saw it on one of your (many) timelines.
@NOLLSIE bet thats not the first time you’ve got your gear off in a cronulla back alley, nah just takin the piss mate, anyway when you get round to it i need you to drop back that anglegrinder you pinched from the shed, cheers mate, love ya work cobber pic.twitter.com/dJvh15oZIa
— monkeyboyplay (@monkeyboyplay) May 5, 2018
Sprayed up by Scott Marsh, the ‘yuge depiction of a man who was robbed of his title as Australian Idol by known heart-crusher Osher Günsberg is not for naught, though. The building that the big pic is slapped up on is El Sol – a mexican food spot & bar that is transforming into ‘El Noll‘ on May 20.
It’s hard to miss – the looming mural of the boy from the bush with his chest emblazoned with a southern cross tattoo (a bit of a contentious move in Cronulla, but ya know), watching over the Sutho Shire like a guardian of suburbs and sunburn.
The cantina will open up with a bunch of DJs and live bands and a “secret headliner” – if it’s Nollsie himself you can go and ask him about getting back that whipper-snipper you lent him a coupla months ago, now that the ol’ ball & chain is asking why ya haven’t trimmed the hedges in a while if ya know what I mean.
As reported by The Brag, the chilli-sauce-adoring foodie heaven will be running a spesh Nollsie menu on the day, including ‘Mexican Shannon Rolls’, ‘What About Beans’ and a refreshing ‘Shangria’. Yew bewdyyyyy. Cheers mates hoo roo.