It’s National Fry Day Today, A Saturday, So Here’s Where To Cop A Free Chippie

One of the best frivolous National Days™ has come around once again – National Fry Day – delivering a solitary day in the year where us stingy pricks can score a free basket of chippies if we know where to look.

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Lord Of The Fries will be doing an Hour Of Power Chippy between 1pm and 2pm at all of its stores across Aus, and all you gotta do is go there and say GIVE ME CHIPPY (you don’t, please don’t scream at the poor people trying to serve you.)

If you don’t want to leave the house – which I absolutely don’t blame you, it’s the weekend after all – there’s a whole bunch of places dishing out free fries/chippies tomorrow through Deliveroo.

Places like Burger Project, Jimmy Grants, Zeus Greek Street, The Bavarian, Fratelli Fresh and the Lord’s own playground, Hog’s Breath, are doling out the big chippy from today until Sunday, all you gotta do is make an order with any of the 150 participating restaurants and you’ll be able to score the cash-free cbip.

Deliveroo has (somehow) crunched the numbers, and they reckon a whopping five million fries will be given away over this blessed weekend.

Stock up on your sauce of choice, and thank future you for copping the free fries when you’ll very likely be hungover, or craving some sodium and fatty oils during your Dry July run.

Thank god it’s Fry day (today, on a Saturday.)