Imagine copping a lifetime supply of Golden Gaytimes. Just, think about it in your mind for a moment. Would it be hundreds or thousands of ice creams? Would you get them all at once or portion them out so you get like a free pack every week? If you find a Golden Ticket in a Golden Gaytime packet in the near future, you might just be able to find out.
To celebrate the 60th birthday of the Golden Gaytime (the perfect ice cream, fight me), Streets have gone full-blown Willy Wonka and slipped a Golden Ticket into six (6) ice creams with the special Golden Golden Gaytime image on them.
If you happen to come across one of these here tickets, you’ve copped yourself a decision between a shitload of ice cream or $10k – which you could use to purchase more ice creams.
Apparently, someone has already found one of the golden tickets, so there are only five (5) more floating around out there in the country. They’re out there! It’s real! Give it to me!!
According to the Golden Golden Gaytime terms, if you pick the lifetime supply option, a grand total of 1742 ice creams will show up on your doorstep. That’s just a couple of chilly boys. A handful of tasty icy treats. Just a smattering of crumb-covered frozen lads.
You might want to invest in a chest freezer, or invite all of your various group chats over for an ice cream party.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go and buy every Golden Gaytime I can find, for unrelated reasons.Image: Charlie & The Chocolate Factory / Warner Bros.