A Scottish butcher who used to carve up meat for tennis great Andy Murray has made the catastrophically bad blunder of trying to make a sausage baby.
John Hill, of Dunblane, Perthshire, made the raw meat baby to celebrate the birth of Murray’s second child with wife Kim.
“We thought this would be a funny way to let people know,” he told The Sun, presumably while manipulating his demon baby’s arm to make it look like it was stroking his cheek.
“Mother…”
In a move that absolutely no one could have predicted, the sausage bub has spawned any number of insane reactions online.
Today in repulsive Scottish news, a Dunblane butcher has created a sausage baby in honour of Andy Murray’s second child. https://t.co/zIFWYcZSnw pic.twitter.com/p6Sl9hV2Tq
— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) November 9, 2017
That is just one question I have about the picture.
— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) November 9, 2017
HP sauce, possibly? pic.twitter.com/Vur9oiKYbW
— Tom Phillips (@flashboy) November 9, 2017
— Anastasia Zawierucha (@AnastasiaZaw) November 9, 2017
Andy Murray’s butcher has done a sausage sculpture of his new baby but it just looks like Baby Sinclair from Dinosaurs pic.twitter.com/CaO4VnRxdt
— peanut (@AmyLeMesmer) November 9, 2017
The new series of Doctor Who looks like being the most terrifying yet https://t.co/kVf2aa1ly3
— Tom Phillips (@flashboy) November 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/laurafleur/status/928619528443121665
https://twitter.com/erincardiff/status/928618510825160704
Straight culture is: https://t.co/TTzBbpUcTG
— Philip Ellis (@Philip_Ellis) November 9, 2017
There’s certain combinations that, like the streams, should never be crossed. Edible goods and human babies is clearly one of them.
