Welp, apparently the eggplant emoji vibrator just wasn’t enough. Not content with only letting that turgid emoji become an honest-to-god sex toy, the fine folks over at Durex have teased their latest development in fruit-and-veg fornication: the eggplant condom.
#BreakingNews: We’re launching an exciting new savoury #condom range – Eggplant flavour! ?? #CondomEmoji pic.twitter.com/idA07EaiXC
— Durex Global (@durex) September 5, 2016
Raw? God, just give us the latex. Babaganouj? Deeelish, but perhaps a lil’ too garlicy for its intended purpose. Eggplant parmigiana seems like the safest bet, as it’d appeal to both the omnivorous and meat-free crowds, and it’d probably taste just as good after spending a night in the fridge.
@durex guys, #BREAKING is the worst possible hashtag you could use for this.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) September 5, 2016
The mind boggles.
Source: Durex / Twitter.