So, you’re getting a Nintendo Switch. That’s mad, what are you gonna play first? Oh, you’re gonna put the game in your fucking mouth are ya? Cool.
Okay, so, turns out Nintendo Switch cartridges taste awful so kids won’t eat them. I, uh, just licked one and can confirm: TASTES BAD MAN.
— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) March 1, 2017