So, you’re getting a Nintendo Switch. That’s mad, what are you gonna play first? Oh, you’re gonna put the game in your fucking mouth are ya? Cool.
Yes, it sounds baffling as all hell, but those privy to a sneak peek of the fancy new console have reported that the game cartridges taste incredibly bad. Who the fuck puts games in their mouth? Have I been reviewing games wrong all this time?
A wide range of media outlets and game reviewers have since tried it out and confirmed that they do, indeed, taste horrible.
One taster described the experience “literally the worst thing”, comparing it to insecticide. Worse still, the taste reportedly lingers on the palate for some time after the initial lick or insertion.
But it’s not a coincidence that these games taste like ass. IGN‘s Alanah Pearce reckons it was a deliberate play by Nintendo to discourage kids from eating them.
Okay, so, turns out Nintendo Switch cartridges taste awful so kids won’t eat them. I, uh, just licked one and can confirm: TASTES BAD MAN.
— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) March 1, 2017
Gross, but also fair enough. It’s a small price to pay for the safety of the children and your precious, beloved games.
My take? Don’t be licking or placing the Switch game cartridges into your mouth folks. Just don’t do it. You will gain nothing from this behaviour.
Source: The Verge.
Photo: Dumb and Dumber.
