Stealing Shit 101: don’t leave behind any trace of your identity.
A Sydney thief learned this the hard way when their ambitious attempt to steal A
SINGLE BOTTLE OF WINE from the Marlborough Hotel in Newtown was
self-sabotaged when they accidentally left their Good Behaviour Bond at
the crime scene.
The pub shared the blunder on Facebook saying: “Morning all, we wouldn’t normally post
something like this BUT IT’S TOO GOOD! A word of advice, when you steal
a bottle of wine from our bottleshop, DON’T DROP YOUR GOOD BEHAVIOUR
BOND PAPERS ON THE FLOOR!”
The appropriate authorities/parole officers/fail blogs have been notified.