Is this possible Melbourne Storm/Sydney Swans premiership double alarming anyone else? As yet, I haven’t seen the hour long lines at service stations, supermarkets are still stocked with drinking water and baked beans, and no one is promoting half-price bomb shelters, but this interstate cross code supremacy shift has the power to tip our delicate sporting balance in a way we’ve never seen before. What’s next? Wallabies winning Bledisloe Cup matches? People showing up at NBL games? Sportspeople using Twitter as a means to intelligently convey their thoughts?
Sure, I admit, I’ve only skimmed over the Wikipedia Mayan Apocalypse For Dummies entry but it seems perfectly feasible that earth’s collision with an object such as a black hole, a passing asteroid, or a planet called “Nibiru”, could be facilitated by the interstate premiership anomaly. In the event that this isn’t quite sinking in, I prepared this simple diagram.
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If we are going to go out, lets go out in style!
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