Sport is a wildly unpredictable marvel. If it weren’t proven before, it sure as hell is now. Just when you thought it was safe to lock in Brazilian star Neymar‘s horrific broken vertebra as the worst injury of the World Cup, along comes the revelation that Argentina‘s Javier Mascherano somehow managed to tear his anus during his semi-final matchup against Netherlands.
“I tore my anus. That’s why I was in so much pain. I don’t want to sound crude, but that’s what happened.“