Ever since the James Cameron-directed Titanic positively smashed box office takings way back in 1997, there has been one prevailing reaction by know-it-alls everywhere:
“Uhhhhhhm, I’m pre-e-e-tttty sure both of them could have fit on that door.”
*raises eyebrows, purses lips, stares off into the logical distance*“Just sayin’.”
You all know the one we mean:
Jack and Rose, Kate and Leo. Star-crossed lovers who couldn’t get their balancing shit together even in the face of certain, icy-cold death? I think not.
She couldn’t, like, just budge up to save her so-called lover’s life? Even Mythbusters debunked the one-person-only policy of the door back in 2012.
Like, it’s really not that fucking hard, James.
After almost two decades of wondering, Kate Winslet has at last confirmed that yes, she is a selfish, cold-blooded murderer:
“There was plenty of room on the raft,” accused Jimmy Kimmel last night.
This is the exact moment the callous wench spoke those words:
Love. It’s a fucking lie.
