We Are All North West Being Dragged Through An Airport On A ‘Frozen’ Suitcase

There is no image more indicative of our current cultural crisis than this: America’s daughter, North West, being dragged through the bowels of an airport on a piece of Frozen-themed luggage, lead by an anonymous henchman who follows in the wake of her mother, a caped Kim Kardashian West [presumably]. 

Unwilling to simply let it go, two tiny Dr Martens trail behind her, listlessly carving a path in which we’ll follow without question. Her custom Yeezus tour bomber jacket is a trill monochrome dream coat under which we seek shelter. Her eyes are closed. She’s feeling her look. Can she live?
“North really loves her frozen roller bag!!” observed Khloé, the tall funny one, of the zeitgeist defining image she unwittingly captured and shared to social media. “She is too funny!”
This is how we travel in 2015; this is how we live now. Pray for America. 
Pray for us all.

North really loves her frozen roller bag!! She is too funny! ??????

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