Here’s an extremely controversial statement to spice up your Tuesday: summer can eat a big ol’ bag of dicks IMO. I’m an offensively sweaty human, and I know that there’s others who walk amongst us who feel the burden of the hotter months too. 

 

RIP our now yellow-stained white t-shirts, the cleanliness of both faux and real leather sofas (gooch sweat is REAL people), and our collective dignities. 

Unsurprisingly, I’ve been a blubbering mess enduring today’s heat in Sydney. This state of dismay has been amplified, to the detriment of my colleagues (soz for general crabbiness), knowing that this evening will see the gates of hell unleash further inhumane conditions upon the citizens of the east coast. 

To aid those of you who have a similar hatred of summer, as well as those who reasonably won’t be able to hack tonight’s temps, we’ve found a few luxe Airbnbs that feature the fabulously efficient cooling-off method; swimming pools.

Also, sorry if someone’s already booked ’em, but at least they’re good to keep up your sleeve the next time a heat wave rolls around to shit on us all. 

Cottesloe Beach House – 6 guests

Cottesloe, WA 

$535AUD/night 

MORE INFO: HERE


The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

Photo: Airbnb / Supplied. 

The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

Photo: Airbnb / Supplied. 

Luxury Beach Pad Ft. Fabulous Views – 8 guests 

Scarborough, WA 

$700AUD/night

MORE INFO: HERE


The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

Photo: Airbnb / Supplied. 

The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

Photo: Airbnb / Supplied. 

Poolside Living – 3 guests

Norwood, SA 

$500AUD/night 

MORE INFO: HERE

The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

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The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

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The Coach House – 8 guests

Medindie, SA

$675AUD/night

MORE INFO: HERE


The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

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The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

Photo: Airbnb / Supplied.

Home Pontoon – 8 guests

Runaway Bay, QLD

$395AUD/night 

MORE INFO: HERE


The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

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The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

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Waterfront Home – 10 guests

Broadbeach, QLD

$449AUD/night

MORE INFO: HERE


The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

Photo: Airbnb / Supplied.

The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

Photo: Airbnb / Supplied.

The Blue House – 8 guests 

Brookfield, QLD 

$800AUD/night 

MORE INFO: HERE

The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

Photo: Airbnb / Supplied.

The Best Airbnb Pools Around ‘Straya To Stave Off That Summer Gooch Sweat

Photo: Airbnb / Supplied.

Best of luck in the heat, fam. We’re all in this sweaty mess together

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