Here’s an extremely controversial statement to spice up your Tuesday: summer can eat a big ol’ bag of dicks IMO. I’m an offensively sweaty human, and I know that there’s others who walk amongst us who feel the burden of the hotter months too. 

 
RIP our now yellow-stained white t-shirts, the cleanliness of both faux and real leather sofas (gooch sweat is REAL people), and our collective dignities. 
Unsurprisingly, I’ve been a blubbering mess enduring today’s heat in Sydney. This state of dismay has been amplified, to the detriment of my colleagues (soz for general crabbiness), knowing that this evening will see the gates of hell unleash further inhumane conditions upon the citizens of the east coast. 
To aid those of you who have a similar hatred of summer, as well as those who reasonably won’t be able to hack tonight’s temps, we’ve found a few luxe Airbnbs that feature the fabulously efficient cooling-off method; swimming pools.
Also, sorry if someone’s already booked ’em, but at least they’re good to keep up your sleeve the next time a heat wave rolls around to shit on us all. 
Cottesloe Beach House – 6 guests
Cottesloe, WA 
$535AUD/night 
MORE INFO: HERE

Photo: Airbnb / Supplied. 
Photo: Airbnb / Supplied. 

Luxury Beach Pad Ft. Fabulous Views – 8 guests 
Scarborough, WA 
$700AUD/night
MORE INFO: HERE

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Photo: Airbnb / Supplied. 

Poolside Living – 3 guests
Norwood, SA 
$500AUD/night 
MORE INFO: HERE
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Photo: Airbnb / Supplied.

The Coach House – 8 guests
Medindie, SA
$675AUD/night
MORE INFO: HERE

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Photo: Airbnb / Supplied.

Home Pontoon – 8 guests
Runaway Bay, QLD
$395AUD/night 
MORE INFO: HERE

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Photo: Airbnb / Supplied.

Waterfront Home – 10 guests
Broadbeach, QLD
$449AUD/night
MORE INFO: HERE

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Photo: Airbnb / Supplied.

The Blue House – 8 guests 
Brookfield, QLD 
$800AUD/night 
MORE INFO: HERE

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Photo: Airbnb / Supplied.

Best of luck in the heat, fam. We’re all in this sweaty mess together <3.
Photo: Airbnb / Supplied.