Before we begin, let us take a moment’s silence in honour of our poor annual leave allowances.
Okay.
Let us proceed.
Once again, JetStar have decided to drastically alter your plans for 2017 by unveiling a slew of dirt-cheap one-way fares to your favourite beachy locales, including some incredibly cheap tickets to Ha-fucking-waii.
As of right now, the airline is offering tickets from Sydney to Honolulu for the genuinely ridiculous price of $259 – without extras like food or checked luggage.
If you’re so inclined, you can nab that flight from early June, all the way through to November:
Sure, it’s a billion degrees everywhere in Australia right now, but this deal maaay just sort you out if you’re keen for more heat when our cold season rolls around.
Also on offer: cheap-as-hell flights from Sydney to Byron ($49), Sydney to Denpasar ($219), and Melbourne to Phuket ($189). One hundred and eighty-nine dollars to scope out Thailand. Wild.
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