Set Yourself Up To Sip Cosmos On A Beach W/ $500 Return Flights To Honolulu

It’s Friday night, you’ve just finished a frantic work week, you’re on your way to/already knee-deep in some well deserved after-work beverinos: you know what’s a good idea? You should make plans to go snorkelling in Hawaii. Yeah, the best plans are always laid six cosmos in – cocktails you could, theoretically, be sipping in the US of A this time next year.

Everyone’s got that one mate who make elaborate travel plans as soon as they sink a coupla schooners – it’s time to get ’em to put MONEY DOWN if you like the sound of starting summer 40 metres under the sea, because, hey, mum, look at me, I’m scuba diving in Honolulu.

Jetstar – care of Flight Centre – are slinging return economy flights from Sydney to Hawaii for $495, travelling from 30 October to 4 December, OR 31 January to 28 March 2019, OR 8 May to 19 June 2019, if you wanna premeditate skipping out on next year’s winter blues.

If you wanna head over ‘n learn to hula from Melbourne, it’ll cost you $511 for a return economy flight, travelling between 31 October and 12 December, OR 30 January and 24 March 2019, OR 8 May and 19 June 2019.

While you’re in HAWAII, BABY, you can climb volcanos, breaststroke through azure-blue lagoons and swish your hair under waterfalls like you’re in a Pantene commercial. You know, regular holiday stuff, peak Instagram wanderlust shit, all that content the people love/are incredibly jealous of.

Into it? Well y’all better get your mate to commit to something for once pretty quick because there’s only a limited amount of cheap tix available HERE.

See you there lei-ter (I hate myself).