PEDESTRIAN.TV has teamed up with The House of Angostura to treat punters to a fancy vacay.

There are a few benchmarks that really make you feel like you’re crushing life: being able to pay your bills and afford food; looking at photos of your ex without crying, and staying in a schmick-as-schitt penthouse suite.

WIN: A Three-Night Vacay In A Penthouse Feat. Free Massages & Bulk Food

Well, we might not be able to help with the bills or emotional baggage, but we can definitely help with the penthouse goal. Just tell is in 25 words or less what your ultimate Smug Sunday is (aka a hangover-free day), and you and your mate/date/partner could cop a vacay so fancy, you’ll never want to mingle with the unwashed masses again.

Along with a three-night stay in the Cameron Kimber Penthouse at Bannisters By The Sea in Mollymook, you’ll also receive:

  • Daily breakfast at the Rick Stein Restaurant
  • Dinner for two at the Rick Stein Restaurant
  • 2 X 90-min massages, plus a private Hamman Steam Room Session at Bannisters Day Spa
  • $200 food and bev credit to spend at Bannisters Hotel
  • Champagne & cheese on arrival
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After our most recent Selfish Saturday fest presented by The House of Angostura, we’re continuing our message of self-care, Smug Sundays and ensuring everyone treats themselves every once in a while.

Why not use the vacay away to brush up on drinks that aren’t crammed to the brim with grog? You’ll enjoy that penthouse a lot more if you’ve been taking it easy with some Angostura lemon, lime & bitters. Waking up on holiday with a raging headache is never ideal.

Now, find someone you think needs a nice break away from life and get them to enter the comp too.

The odds are better if you both enter, just a little life hack from yours truly.

P.S. drink responsibly and be over 18, pls.

Image: Bannisters Hotel