As you’ve probably heard, Facebook overlord Mark Zuckerberg is facing US congress today, and the internet is roasting the living piss out of old mate and his adorable little booster seat.
And while the big boy in his big boy chair apparently took some classes on how to appear more human, it seems they failed to make an impact, because the Zucc is looking more robotic than ever before. It’s almost like looking at humanity’s best attempt at a cyborg that still can’t seem to claw its way out of the Uncanny Valley.
Streaming platform Twitch has noticed, folks, and it’s calling out the automaton with some hilarious gear, including the rare but very nice robot emoji.
Mark Zuckerburg getting roasted on Twitch with robot emojis is peak 2018 pic.twitter.com/oxHuG5Ipnr
— Tristan Cooper (@TristanACooper) April 10, 2018
That’s some sensational internet right there. The robot emoji appeared again after Zuckerberg took an insanely weird sip of water, along with hoards of viewers typing “drink_water.exe”.
humans drink water, it`s normal pic.twitter.com/OGu9NiDabA
— ZUCKERBERG 2020 ???? (@davidoreilly) April 10, 2018
It’s clear that Zuckerberg is trying to trick the country into thinking he’s human.
We know robots don’t need water, Mark. pic.twitter.com/fbFFMxhe4g
— Based Monitored ???????????????? (@BasedMonitored) April 10, 2018
— Rich Goeckel (@RichGoeckel) April 10, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg is a robot. pic.twitter.com/SsD7lNVjuJ
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) April 10, 2018
Elsewhere, Zucc is also copping it for his blatant “just kill me now” face.
when u drink 2 glasses of red wine while watching Amelie and decide to cut your own bangs pic.twitter.com/EPYHtZn3QI
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 10, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg looking like he ain’t slept since MySpace pic.twitter.com/7gT0kVvaUQ
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) April 10, 2018
— James (@JamesFl) April 10, 2018
That face when you just wanted a faster way to rank girls by looks and ended up installing a fascist government in the most powerful country on earth pic.twitter.com/VEaQjz9Z6s
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) April 10, 2018
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) April 10, 2018
— Nyasha Junior (@NyashaJunior) April 10, 2018
— ????Mel???? (@ImJustAMel) April 10, 2018
Is Zuckerberg actually a robot? Probably.Image: Twitter / @DanaSchwartzzz