This Bloke’s Rating Peoples’ Home Screens & The Chaotic Energy Is Stressful

Comic writer and self-noted Star Trek fanatic, Kevin Church, asked people to show him their phone home screens earlier today, and when they did, old mate decided to start grading them based on factors like cleanliness, wallpaper, and just general aesthetic. What followed was nothing short of a laugh riot.

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It all started with Kevin posting a screenshot of his own background, and since Twitter made him a Moment, hundreds of submissions have followed.

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Church/status/1093546943391977473

Let me share with you some of his best gradings, which you can see below.

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Church/status/1093548983107096576

A clearly visible dog is an instant A, it’s true.

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Church/status/1093549097871724544

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Church/status/1093552060069486592

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Church/status/1093568140754255872

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Church/status/1093552920203853824

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Church/status/1093567389906755591

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Church/status/1093551745614127104

Some, however, got absolutely reamed by Kevin, and for good bloody reason.

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Church/status/1093552786367758336

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Church/status/1093568553024925696

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Church/status/1093567551102173185

The absolute winner, though? Well, for me, it’s this total pearler.

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Church/status/1093613423806558214

I would have added a plus to that A, but hey, I’m not a qualified screen grader, so what would I know? Since becoming a moment, Kevin’s been overwhelmed by folks wanting their own screens graded, but obviously, he can’t get around to all of them, so best just to leave him be now, mates.

https://twitter.com/Kevin_Church/status/1093607540754137093

You can check out the rest of his grades here if you’re keen to see more.


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