On Friday, Netflix US tweeted. They tweet a lot. But this time, they sent a tweet that has led to so much internet filth I am… well actually, I’m laughing hysterically.
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Instagram account doing the Lord’s work, Comments By Celebs, rounded up the best-of-the-best before some brands (probably) delete their rude jokes, and it’s a real time you guys.
Here’s the initial tweet:
what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?
— Netflix (@netflix) December 5, 2019
You’d think most brands would see that, scream at their social media producer to keep the fuck away from it, and continue their existence posting boring “fun” content that’s run through fifty brainstorm meetings and about 100 old people’s hands before being posted, stalely, onto their social accounts.
But no. The brands came with the goods. Pun INTENDED.
Some were funny.
Nudes for everyone.
— Sephora (@Sephora) December 6, 2019
send me a *good* snake pic
— Animal Planet (@AnimalPlanet) December 5, 2019
I’m not sure we want to touch this.
— Paramount Network (@paramountnet) December 5, 2019
That was Freaky Fast!
— Jimmy John’s (@jimmyjohns) December 5, 2019
We’re dimming the lights for takeoff…
— Aer Lingus (@AerLingus) December 5, 2019
Please share your experience with the community.
— Yelp (@Yelp) December 5, 2019
How likely would you be to recommend us to a friend?
— Groupon (@Groupon) December 5, 2019
Bone-in please
— Wingstop (@wingstop) December 5, 2019
Up to four devices, on us.
— T-Mobile (@TMobile) December 5, 2019
Consider removing an article.
— Grammarly (@Grammarly) December 6, 2019
now 33% bigger
— AXE (@AXE) December 5, 2019
Slow down, you want it to last.
— ABSOLUT VODKA (@AbsolutUS) December 5, 2019
It’s just a little prick.
— Give Blood NHS 🩸🩹 (@GiveBloodNHS) December 5, 2019
Some were fucking DIRTY.
You can go elbow deep in me
— Kettle Brand Chips (@kettlebrand) December 6, 2019
Fill me up
— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) December 6, 2019
Do you wanna take a lick?
— Ben & Jerry’s (@benandjerrys) December 5, 2019
How much sausage would you like?
— MOD Pizza (@MODPizza) December 5, 2019
Do you want more meat?
— Arby’s (@Arbys) December 5, 2019
you’ve been waiting for this stuffing all year
— Boston Market (@bostonmarket) December 6, 2019
And then, of course, there were the brands who fucked it up. Like Snickers, who just went with their usual slogan. BORING.
Satisfied?
— SNICKERS (@SNICKERS) December 6, 2019
Instagram, who tried but like WOULD you say this during sex?
Double tap.
— Instagram (@instagram) December 6, 2019
Full Frontal, which is a TV show, just wrote… their name.
Full Frontal.
— Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (@FullFrontalSamB) December 5, 2019
And while The Good Place is perfection, I think posting a gif of your own show is a bit lazy.
— The Good Place is taking it sleazy (@nbcthegoodplace) December 6, 2019
Overall, this kind of horny energy from usually boring brands is exactly what I needed on a Saturday afternoon. Excuse me while I go buy some Ben & Jerry’s (goddamn that marketing worked well on me).
