There are two ways to be certain of a video game’s overwhelming success these days. The first is when it makes news headlines for being “addictive” or “dangerous to children”, and the second is when it becomes a porn parody. The very popular shooter, Fortnite, is the latest game to tick both of those boxes.
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Fortnut is a parody created by WoodRocket, who are the same folks behind Oversnatch, Dragon Boob Z, and Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen. As you’d expect, the horribly acted porno takes the piss out of the game, its streaming community, and free-to-play monetisation.
You can check out the trailer below. It doesn’t have any explicit nudity, but it’s probably not something you wanna watch at work anyway.
As you can see, there’s the default male and female skins, a skeleton, and a bloke with a testicle for a head, who is assumedly the porno version of the tomato man skin. “I guess the money you spent on skins should have been spent on not dying in the first few minutes of the game, dick,” the default female skin says after the testicle man is hit in the head with a rogue dildo. Absolute knee-slapper of a burn there, folks.
Every gun seems to have a dildo attachment and predictably, there’s a bunch of jokes about fucking in the flying bus. If you wanna watch the whole thing, it’s sitting on PornHub, according to the trailer. I’m not going to link it for you because you’re an adult and you can look up your own damn porn.
