Holy shit, are y’all ready to get AGRICULTURAL up this biiiiiiiiiiiitch?
The newest trailer for the hotly anticipated ‘Farming Simulator 17‘ has dropped, and if virtually tending to a realistic farm sounds like your cup of tea then we hope you have a change of clothes near by, because your eyes are about to PISS TEARS.
The newest instalment in Giant Games’ hyper-realistic farming hard sim brings with it a swathe of new updates including, for the very first time ever, PIGS.
You can actually keep and tend to a whole pen full of actual pigs in this version, you guys! This shit is LIT.
Taking on the role of a humble farmer trying to turn a buck, you carry out daily duties that have wide-ranging benefits, like keeping the pig pens “tidy and clean, properly feed and water your animals, and offer them fresh bedding regularly. Doing this will cause your animals’ happiness to raise, maximizing their levels of reproduction,” which means OH SHIT YOUR PIGS ARE GONNA ROOT HEAPS AND IT’S GONNA BE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.
There’s a bunch of updated machinery and equipment that we know you’ve all been absolutely gagging for like the badass Holland T8 Series tractor or the straight lethal Horsch Pronto 9 DC sower.
And also included in the game for the first time ever?
MOTHER.
FUCKING.
RATCHET STRAPS.
AWWWWWWWW YISSSSSS.
CAN’T WAIT TO SPEND HOURS ON MY COUCH RAISING PIGS TO SELL TO MARKET AT UNDERVALUED PRICES SO MY VIRTUAL FARM CAN BARELY STAY AFLOAT AND MY VIRTUAL FARMER WIFE WON’T LEAVE ME YEAAAAAAAH.
‘Farming Simulator 17‘ is out October 25th on PS4, XBox One, and PC. Prepare to kiss your social lives goodbye once and for all.
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