The new Pirates of the Caribbean trailer is here folks and let me tell ya, it’s lookin’ schmick.
Aside from fucking ghost sharks, we get a glimpse of a younger and less haggard-looking Johnny Depp made possible via the wonders of CGI. But man, it’s more than a little unsettling.
Look at the baby Depp. Look at him. It’s two-parts terrifying, one-part impressive.
I’d like to point out that this is the same guy who almost had his dogs killed by Australia‘s insufferable drunk uncle, Barnaby Joyce. I love you, technology.
Did I mention there’s ghost sharks? Sharks, except they’re dead, but also alive and dangerous. I cannot stress this enough.
Dead Men Tell No Tales is in cinemas May 26.
Photo: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.
