A Game Where You Play A Dickhead Goose Who Wrecks Shit Is Coming To The Switch

You, a fool, might have spent the past 24 hours or so frothing and salivating over that 47-odd minute extended trailer for Cyberpunk 2077, picking apart its layered complexity and revelling in the deliriously difficult world it’s promising to let you explore. But I, a galaxy brained genius, know the real game trailer of the week belongs to the simply named Untitled Goose Game, with its promise of letting you be a honking bastard who steals hats.

That’s it. That’s literally the whole game. And it looks so good.

[jwplayer sKZZk6x3]

In the grand tradition of great one-breath premises – up there with “Arnold Schwarzenegger. Danny DeVito. Twins.” – comes Untitled Goose Game‘s magnificently straightforward plot: It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose.

The game is being developed by Australian publishing group House House who previously put out the gloriously silly Push Me Pull You. Along with today’s Goose trailer, House House confirmed the game would be coming to not only PC and Mac, but the Nintendo Switch as well come 2019.

Today’s trailer shows off the game in all its honking, bastardish splendour. You, a goose, are charged with ruining the lives of countless villagers by accomplishing tasks like stealing hats, putting soap on things, and giving them a good spook.

Honestly, as someone else in the PEDESTRIAN.TV editorial department pointed out, it’s basically Hitman except you’re a goose.

Think about it.

Game of the year contender, legitimately. It’s Goat Simulator with an actual purpose. And a honking one at that.

HONK HONK.


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